Give me back those 48 minutes.

Chris Paul, I am calling you out for quitting on your coach. Denver is good, but to only get one win against them? I want the time I spent watching your sorry excuse for a playoff team back.
You are too good of a player to just lay down like that.

That's all I got.

Oh, and this:

1. Bubna--47 points
2. Fitz--43 points
3. (tie) Brian/Jake V.--37 points
5. (tie) Kyle/Noah--29 points
7. Ben--21 points
8. Jake S.--13 points

A: 100 Years...

Q: What is the length of the 1st round?
Q: What is the approximate age of Andrew Bynum's knees?
Q: How long would it take Anderson Varejao to straighten his hair (that is, if he didn't want to look more effeminate than he already does)?

Any of these would be acceptable.

Standings (after 4/28's games)
1. Bubna--48 points
2. Fitz--47 points
3. Brian--39 points
4. Kyle--33 points
5. Jake V.--32 points
6. Noah S.--26 points
7. Jake S.--16 points
8. Len--14 points

Sleepytime in the Western World

Goodnight Pistons...
Goodnight Jazz...
Goodnight Hornets...
Goodnight Bubna's lead in the standings...

1. Fitz--47 pts
2. Bubna--46 pts
3. Brian--37 points
4. (tie) Noah/Jake V.--34 points
6. Kyle--27 points
7. Ben--21 points
8. Jake S.--13 points

Take a Load Off, Fanny!

I have nothing to say, except:

1. Bubna--51 pts
2. Fitz--45 pts
3. Brian--36 pts
4. Kyle--32 pts
5. Jake V.--30 pts
6. Noah--29 pts
7. (tie) Jake S/Len--17 pts.

She Came in through the Stat-Man's Window...

Extra points to whoever can tell me what illegal drug Paul McCartney was on when he wrote that song...

1. Fitz--49
2. Boobies--42
3. Kyle--38
4. Brian--34
5. Noah--33
6. Jake V.--31
7 (tie) Jake S/Ben--15

Stat Pimpin' Ain't Easy...

Thanks to the help of one Justin "Fitz" Winzenburg, the stats should be as up-to-date and correct as they've ever been. Apparently I forgot Derek Fisher and Andrew Bynum even played the last 2 games. But it's all good now!
Standings after 4/23:

1. Fitz--48
2. Brian--40
3. Bubna--38
4. Jake V.--34
5. Noah--32
6. Kyle--31
7. (tie) Jake S./Len--16 pts.

Trevor Ariza

Noah I changed my mind. As an official act of commissioner I will honor your request to take the birdman Chris Anderson instead of Trevor Ariza. Stat guru in your next updated standings can you make this happen? I'll give you a slap on the butt for the extra hard work.

Kyle